![]() What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! How do celebrities keep cool? They have many fans. What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold. ![]() Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood. Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows. ![]() What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Let the awkward laughs and eye rolls commence. So, if you’re looking for some new material beyond your favorite Christmas, Valentine's Day, Father's Day and other holiday-centric laughs, browse through this list of the best dad jokes - some groan-worthy classics, others he’s probably never heard before. Let's make one thing clear: Dad jokes aren't just for dads.
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